What Is Life Coaching? A New-Fad Horror Show. Really?
Yes, Really.

Everyone, plus grandma, and yes, the kiddies, are getting their “life coaching certifications.” Characteristically, lost souls who want to “help others”, and “need a change in life”, but who are messed up beyond belief, are now “certified” to mess others up, and oh boy are they good at it – (messing others up, that is). What a horror show.  
Listen, no one needs a “life coach” to “coach” them through life. What did people man do for millennia without life coaches? They did just fine, that’s what they did. The whole life coach new-fad wave is a yarn and an abomination.
Life is your coach. God a better coach.
Don’t heal via the reader, nor the information; heal via the Healer, the true Y-O-U (your “inner therapist/chaperon”); you just forgot how cool you are; let’s have fun remembering how cool we all are together.
You have your ultimate life coach, your ultimate therapist, it’s your inner counselor, whose infinite wisdom and knowledge have merely been clouded by all the ego and worldly BS, (i.e., programming in many ways on many levels).
Christopher D’Orta does not want to become your “life coach”, teaching you how to live, or analyze your problems. Christopher has been in virtually every form of Hell mentally emotionally physically and spiritually. He was forced and chose to dig himself out as nobody else could offer any real help. Christopher merely shares his journey from hell to Heaven through a lifetime of studying what works as opposed to new-fad BS-ola
Christopher will sanely teach you how to let go and release; the only true way to heal. The only reason you want to analyze, talk about, work on, fix, and whatnot, your problems, and challenges is if you are planning on keeping them, (whether you are conscious of the insane inner sheet-show or not).
Christopher will provoke you, along with a loving touch. You shall feel better than you ever have in your entire life, and get a life, and get on with your life, finally, before you wake up one day and realize you’re dead, literally, or figuratively.
Private mentoring (i.e., copiloting of your inner and outer “life-plane”), is $150 per session. (Group rates are available).

What about therapists?

How is a therapist created? Here is how therapists are concocted: Screwed up kids get screwed up by screwed up parents. The screwed-up kids also become dysfunctional via dysfunctional households. Add in growing up in a society designed to kill the soul.  Then, regrettably, said fucked kids regrettably graduate high school, (unleashed as the say); next think to themselves: “I got it! I will study my way out of being screwed up!” Um, no. Now the real horror show begins… The screwed-up kids go to useless/worthless colleges (meat grinders of the mind) to un-screw themselves, through programming books, which is impossible.
Don’t heal via the reader, nor the information; heal via the Healer, the true Y-O-U (your “inner therapist/chaperon”); you just forgot how cool you are; let’s have fun remembering how cool we all are together.
You have your ultimate life coach, your ultimate therapist, it’s your inner counselor, whose infinite wisdom and knowledge have merely been clouded by all the ego and worldly BS, (i.e., programming in many ways on many levels).

Christopher D’Orta does not want to become your “life coach”, teaching you how to live, or analyze your problems. Christopher has been in virtually every form of Hell mentally emotionally physically and spiritually. He was forced and chose to dig himself out as nobody else could offer any real help. AD merely shares his journey from hell to Heaven through a lifetime of studying what works as opposed to unproven new-fad BS-ola

Christopher will sanely teach you how to let go and release; the only true way to heal. The only reason you want to analyze, talk about, work on, fix, and whatnot, your problems, and challenges is if you are planning on keeping them, (whether you are conscious of the insane inner shit-show or not).

Christopher will provoke you, along with a loving touch. You shall feel better than you ever have in your entire life, and get a life, and get on with your life, finally, before you wake up one day and realize you’re dead, literally, or figuratively.

Private Mentoring (i.e., copiloting of your inner and outer “life-plane”), is $150 per session. It is $350 per session if you are well-off and hoarding your money in a delusion that it makes you secure and will save you; it won’t: you will die and the money ain’t gonna save you. 
Private consulting is $1500 per hour if you are a gazillionaire, as in for instances{s} over-paid celebrity, CEO, born-with-spoon-up-noose, er, I mean nose, etc.; cough it up so others stop coughing, while Christopher concurrently fixes your azz.
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